old brew

we bottled a new holiday home brew this evening. in the process of sterilizing the bottles we discovered 9 bottles of a soviet-inspired red ale we brewed last march. each bottle had it's own marxist expression on the bottle.

unbeknownst to us, the bottles have been sitting in our garage, weathering the heat of july, the freezing temperatures of december, and everything in between. a brief search of the internet tells us that nothing dangerous can secretly grow in beer, but they are probably pretty nasty tasting. we'll open one up this week and see what it's like. who knows? maybe this is the secret recipe for brewing success.